"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"Dead is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."
"The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god that there's a man in the sky with 10 things he doesn't want you to do and you'll burn for a long time if you do them and private property, which I think is at the core of our failure as a species. That's the source of my indignations, my dissatisfactions, however it comes out on the stage. I feel betrayed by the people I'm part of, these creatures, these magnificent creatures."George Carlin 1937----2008